Other Discoveries

The vacuum cleaner bag’s brilliant plan

The potato’s unsuccessful escape

The sunset’s pathetic abuse of power

The pot plant’s pointless panic attack

The light bulb’s sensation of God’s existence

The tomato’s rejoice

The kitchen chair’s checked adventurousness

The plastic cowboy’s challenging climacteric

The toaster’s erotic fling

The paper towel’s terrible view of life

The caramel pudding’s anniversary

The candle light’s existential wonderings

The soap bar’s sorrowful phases

The pant pocket’s outspoken happy reunion

The pea stew’s dark past

The rug’s double life

The fog’s mistake

The stoat’s consequence analysis

The snow crystal’s memory